I reason that some of the 10 commandments might need revising – or at least have caveats added…
Thou shalt not kill – unless you have made your kids a meal – they are upstairs and they happen to be wearing their bloody headphones.
Thou shalt not steal… unless it is from a hotel and particularly a chain.
And even though I am frequently in such hotels for gigs and I regularly purloin any pens that I can get my hands on, this morning, dispatching copies of Eclipsed, I am reduced to addressing packages with a pink felt tip pen.