Moving all goal posts…

Post Edinburgh, Nikki announces that she is now tee-total.

A sombre and sober position for any family to consider.

I soldier on imbibing alone for a few days but then I concede too and decide that I will only consume alcohol outside of the house.

A BBQ then?

No, I mean, in a pub or restaurant or at someone else’s house.

Nikki concedes a little also, stating that her complete abstinence might shift a little but only ever for a very special occasion.

Like today for instance – Sept 3rd, which happens to be Nikki’s birthday – surely, a special enough occasion? But hang on, the plan is to cook and eat in tonight – as in, inside our house and this means…

As I type, the menu and the table is set – but plans for liver salvaging and longevity are being hastily redrafted!

If I post a blog tomorrow and it makes no sense or is just very poorly written, then you will know what was decided!

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